In my defense, it looked cool and refreshing. Cool as in temperature-wise, not style, and refreshing, as in maybe a little aromatic relief from this ridiculous heat. I bought a bottle of Aqua Velva ...

“How'd I do?” he asked, mopping his brow with a super-absorbent Brawny paper towel. He had just endured 15 minutes with Letterman, and it wasn't pretty ... “How’d I do?” he asked, mopping his brow ...

My morning ablutions have gone awry. The drain of my bathroom sink has grown sluggish of late, to the point that evaporation may empty it faster than gravity. How did this happen? It's not like I'm ...