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Dad jokes that are actually funny
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the database. In the database. Where do books go when they're afraid? Under their ...
Telling dad jokes is a hallmark of fatherhood; those groan-worthy quips that somehow always seem to land, even if it’s just to elicit a chuckle or a sigh. They're simple, usually pun-filled, and often ...
Got dad jokes? Well, you do now. This comprehensive collection of corny gags and cringey puns is your one-stop shop for every kind of funny joke ... it's the "R," but it's really the "C." ...
You have to admit that dad jokes — silly as they are — are still ... His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can ...
For the past four years, one Maryland man has turned his "dad jokes" into a daily ritual to ... its helped them get through the day. And that's really gratifying," he adds. "To have an immediate ...
These days, it’s hard to find anything funny ... jokes for kids instead. When a president says he stands on his record, he means that literally—to keep you from checking it. When I was a kid ...
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ARTHUR Gourounlian's daughter Blake has been left unimpressed at his attempt at "dad ... joke is, I went to see a pyschic, but she was in a bad mood, then I tried a clairvoyant, but he was really ...
Daughter: “Really?” Dad: “Maybe. You didn’t specify ... Yep, that one earns and eye roll … and a laugh! Here are more funny ...