Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

SAN DIEGO (FOX 5/KUSI) — A motorcyclist was sent to the hospital Wednesday after a crash involving a vehicle in Bay Terraces, authorities said. According to the San Diego Police Department, the rider, ...

ST. LOUIS PARK, Minn. -- Summer doesn't start for a St. Louis Park senior until his local recreation center opens its outdoor pool for the season. For the past five years, Elliott Royce has been the ...

VERNON, Conn. (WFSB/Gray News) – A 40-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a tube slide on a school playground in Connecticut. The Vernon Fire Department responded to Northeast Elementary ...