With a listless sigh and helpless shrug, today multi-trillion-dollar Alphabet subsidiary Google Maps pre-emptively bent over and renamed Seattle’s Lake Union to Lake Confederacy.   “What do you ...

All Bumbershoot attendees walked out of Seattle Center en masse today after an investigation confirmed the music festival was named after an old-timey term for an umbrella. “If I had any idea ...

Organizers for this Labor Day Weekend’s Bumbershoot are reportedly still struggling to compete with newer, smaller, and more lightweight music festival “Rain Jacket” as it attracts big headliners ...

To keep Laurelhurst residents from ever having to hear helicopters transporting sick kids directly to the hospital, today the entire community was airlifted to permanent safety one mile away from ...

Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson continued to be accused of not taking the city’s public safety seriously enough today after people in Denny Triangle said they witnessed a Boeing 747 flying into a set of ...

Three entire weeks before the first official day of fall, today the Pacific Northwest’s most cinnamon-popping, gourd-decorating fall bitches are reportedly already smiling at the crisp, graying sky ...

Today the area’s richest residents and corporations came together on the Seattle Waterfront to announce that the Millionaires Tax—which would make a small fraction of people here pay a partial income ...

Ahead of the new northside stations opening this summer, today Sound Transit announced that it has upgraded its escalators with a supercharger that will launch commuters on an express route from ...

Future Millionaires Tax payers panicked about how they’re ever going to afford their fifth home if they have to one day pay a 9% tax on all annual income over $1 million were assured today that all ...

After weeks of sticking to an unpopular 5-days-a-week return-to-office order despite increased Seattle area car traffic and pollution that seemingly didn’t align with its Climate Pledge goals, today ...

With 3,100 feet of elevation gained in four miles, local hikers say Mount Si is the perfect local trail to train for more strenuous adventures such as the Wonderland Loop, the PCT, or living in an ...