Imagine: “My palazzo pants tripped me, and I fell down the subway stairs. I’m sorry, but I can’t make it to your roommate’s ...
The line between fact and satire all but a tiny microscopic wisp of a line, and it’s up to you to decide which is which ...
Welcome back to Saturday Night Social. Before I lose you, hear me out. We can’t blame ourselves for trying Play-Doh once, twice, or numerous times as kids. It’s part of growing up. Plus, it’s not a ...
If there’s one unifying principle that unites the entire, sprawling federal government apparatus during the second Trump administration, then surely it is the fact that every department and every ...
Just in case you’ve been laboring under the delusion that literally anyone in America is safe from the harassment of federal immigration agents: One of ICE’s most recent quarries in Texas was ...
It’s unusual that House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) talks about anything other than not knowing things, but it’s downright rare that he—in his own terms—loses his shit. Still, no matter how hellish, ...
Dark Lord of the Republican Senate, Mitch McConnell, was last seen in public 40 days ago, cast his last vote 43 days ago, and had a photograph that everyone could agree was real last taken of him 50 ...
Tis the sweltering, grisly season of daddy issues, and it looks like we’ve got another giant baby in the administration that’ll soon have to vie for the attention and approval from big ol’ man-baby ...