The strange things about the Cotswolds nobody talks about 👀👇 • Half the villages have absolutely no phone signal - but somehow every pub still has immaculate vibes • A “short countryside walk” usually involves mud, steep hills, sheep and absolutely no pavement • You go into a farm shop for milk and leave with focaccia, candles, chutney and truffle mayo having spent £75 • There are pubs where the dogs genuinely outnumber the people • Tiny villages with populations of 300 somehow serve incredibl